Wednesday, April 18, 2007
got it from liz's blog. it made a whole lot of sense to me.
pick the stereotype
that fits youI'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
im NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE,so i must be a loserI'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and not have any morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuckup, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be as slut.I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENGAGE DAD, so i must not support my kids.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a Hippie.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.I have BiG BuBS, so I MUST be a whore.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm a BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb
I'm a HIPPIE, so I MUST be a Com
If you are what you are, must you do the things that other people think you should do?
really, it makes a whole lot of sense to me.
Just The Girl @
9:22:00 PM