# NADIA
# CHIJ SJC
# PISCES
# ihave-issues@hotmail.com
# 25FEB1992


# CHOCOLATE
# TV
# COMPUTER
# PURPLE
# SLEEPING
# SHOPPING!


# BITCHES(AS IN THE REALLY ANNOYING ONES)
# ETERNAL ORGANS OF ANIMALS*SICK
# BUGS!!!
# SCHOOL
# MATHS*ALGEBRA!!!


#MORE CLOTHES
#A BIGGER BED AND TV
#A DARN LAPTOP
#FILA TOTE
#A DOG
#MORE EAR PIERCINGS
#PARIS HILTON'S "HEIRESS"
#THAT COOL BLACK&WHITE DRESS AT PS
#A NEW DENIM SKIRT AND SHORTS
#GROW TALLER!
#TATOOS
#THE DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES COOKBOOK
#GREY'S ANATOMY ENTIRE SERIES(3SEASONS)
#PCD GEAR

read this. damn funny!

The virgin girl is on thephone andasks her boyfriend to comeover and have dinner with her parents.Since this is such abig event, the girl announces to herboyfriend thatafter dinner, she would like to go outand make lovefor the first time.


Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he hasnever had sexbefore, so he takes a trip to thepharmacist to getsome condoms. He tells the pharmacistit's his first time andthe pharmacist helps the boy for aboutan hour.He tells the boy everything there is toknow about condoms and sex.


At the register, the pharmacist askstheboy how manycondoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,10-pack, or familypack. The boy insists on the familypackbecause hethinks he will be rather busy, it beinghis first time and all.


That night, the boy shows up at thegirl's parentshouse and meets his girlfriend at thedoor. "Oh, I'mso excited for you to meet my parents,come on in!"


The boy goes inside and is taken to thedinner tablewhere the girl's parents are seated.Theboy quicklyoffers to say grace and bows his head.


A minute passes, and the boy is stilldeep in prayer,with his head down.


10 minutes pass, and still no movementfrom the boy.


Finally, after 20 minutes with his headdown, thegirlfriend leans over and whispers totheboyfriend, "I had no idea you were thisreligious."


The boy turns, and whispers back, "Ihadno idea yourfather was a pharmacist."


HAHAHA!


Just The Girl @ 10:39:00 PM